Friday, December 23, 2011
Tennessee - the wrap up
Anyway!
My total milage from the trip (as well as the current milage on my car):
I had a really great time this week. What did I learn?
1. I can take a vacation by myself with no problems.
2. I can plan the crap out of a vacation.
3. My bigger dogs are inexplicably afraid of tile floors.
4. I hate driving home from long vacations...
5. You really do get what you pay for on vacation rentals.
Really, what I learned is that I want to go on vacations more often. Will have to plan something else for next year...
If you're still reading, thanks for following along. I hope you had a little bit of fun! This blog will continue to stay up for the next vacation! I don't know where or when, but I'm sure I'll blog about it!
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Tennessee - done...
... with driving! Now to unpack!
What's funny is I'll Be Home for Christmas was playing as I came up the driveway.
Tennessee - bye bye Shed... Again!
I just drove 35 minutes back because I forgot Mac's insulin. Sooo... let's try this again!
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
After the movie, I went to the Chattanooga Choo Choo Historical Hotel and Museum to look at their model railroad. For the record, it's not quite worth the $4.00 they charge. The set looked much worse than the one in the science center back home. Also, it was a little odd to walk through because no one was there. I mean NO ONE. There wasn't even anyone there to take my ticket. Someone finally showed up as I was exiting, but I was mad that I hadn't just tried to sneak in first.
Once I left, I took this picture of one of the trains in the courtyard:
Tennessee - Wednesday
At the IMAX theater in Chattanooga with 3D glasses in hand for The Polar Express.
Tennessee - Visiting with Uncle Jack
HA!
Great GREAT time in Lynchburg today! Spent too much money by far. Thank you Lynchburg for making it so easy to give you my money.
My trip today to find the distillery was kind of interesting. I saw more advertising to visit Rock City and Ruby Falls than I did directions or even signs to Jack Daniel's. I actually thought that I was lost until I saw this sign:
Of course, BIG sigh of relief!
I was very surprised at just how unassuming the entire place is. If you aren't paying attention, you'll drive right past the distillery without noticing. Anyway, the first thing you notice are big signs stating you are NOT to bring bags or backpacks into the place. They are posted everywhere. Also, the whole place was decorated for Christmas. The visitors center dominated the area and completely distracted me from looking anywhere else. Inside, there were several different displays to peruse while waiting for the tour to begin.
DISCLAIMER: The following account is what I remember from the tour. There may be multiple inaccuracies, but I'm pretty sure this is what happened. ALSO, I happen to love this place and am going to put as many details as I can remember from the tour. This post may read like a history lesson so I apologize. For anyone already getting bored, just scroll to the end for a sideshow of the pictures.
I was in a group of about 20 people, and our tour guide's name was Bruce. We watched a short video that basically covered everything we were about to see, and then went outside for a picture. A short bus drive us to the top of the hill, and we began our tour!
The first place was the Rickyard where... something... is heated using pallets made from white oak. The pallets are burned using 140 proof whiskey because they don't want vapors from anything else getting into the mix. There are a great deal of factors involved in the whiskey making process, and everything is about as natural as they could make it.
We walked away from the Rickyard, passing some old fire engines from the 1920s. They are located directly beside the spring that Jack Daniel found when he was 13. Jack set up shop and registered the distillery, making it the oldest distillery in the United States. The spring water is the basis for all the whiskey made at here. Bruce informed us that the spring has never run dry in all the years the distillery has existed.
The statue just outside the spring is an artist's rendition of Mr. Daniel, and Bruce shared the fact that JD was actually only 5'2". Beside the spring is the oldest building on the property where Jack's office was.
Inside this office is the infamous safe that is credited with being the death of JD... apparently he got to work early one day and for some reason, became enraged enough that he kicked the safe. Infection set in, causing multiple amputations, and eventually the death of Jack.
During the next part of the tour, we were NOT allowed to take pictures inside the building. Bruce said something about whiskey vapors damaging electronics, but I believe the reason is much simpler... they don't want their secrets (my phone autocorrected that word to severus) to accidentally get out.
Anyway, the first building we entered dealt with adding that spring water to the various grains used. All I really remember is that the grains are fermented, and after their use, they are sold to farmers for battle feed. "Lots of happy cows in Lynchburg!"
Outside this building, some evidence of the whiskey vapor danger can be seen on the trees surrounding the area. The black mold grows on everything.
The next building was where they ran the spring water/grain mix through 14 feet of charcoal, drop by drop. This process is what makes the whiskey specifically "Tennessee Whiskey." Bruce had us get to noise level with the charcoal bins and told us to first smell and then get a taste of the whiskey as he lifted the lid of the bins. The smell that hit was incredible and taking that taste of air was almost like drinking the stuff.
The drops take 24 hours to get through the charcoal, and afterward, it's placed in a barrel. The distillery has coopers (barrel makers) on staff. Part of the belief of the JD crew is that the barrel contributes to the taste of the whiskey. They use white oak, and refuse to use glue or nails so that nothing interferes with that taste.
If it's run through the charcoal twice, it becomes Gentleman's Jack. Whiskey that has a particularly good taste and deep color is bottled separately all at once. This becomes the Single Barrel whiskey, and only the Master Distiller can classify it as such. People can buy one of these single barrels for almost $10,000.00, and those who do get a plaque with their name and number of barrels purchased placed in the bottling plant.
At the end of our tour, we were given some old fashioned lemonade and invited to visit the White Rabbit Bottle Shop. The distillery is in a dry county so only the bottles are sold (the whiskey is free!). I bought two different bottles and received a special label to place on each.
After the tour, I drove to historical Lynchburg to so some other shopping. I was surprised because a few of the stores were closed and stated they were only open Wednesday through Saturday. Gus got a present from me, and that pretty much ended the day.
Here's that slideshow I promised (sorry... no music this time!):
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Tennessee - Tuesday Night
Once again, the internet is down at The Shed. Looks like I'll be posting my visit to Uncle Jack's tomorrow sometime.
Tennessee - fast food
Just wanted to post a pic of this place. Menu includes barbecue chicken, pigs feet, and jambalaya to name a few. It was in a BP, kind of like Subways back home.
Tennessee - Tuesday
Anyway, today is the JACK DANIEL'S TOUR! Very excited about that! I'll be driving under 2 hours to get to Lynchburg, Tennessee. Can't wait for crazy pictures!
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It looks like I'll be driving through a town called Winchester. Wonder what they do there... hahaha!
Tennessee - Ruby Falls
The entrance to Rock City is in the side of Lookout Mountain. When I was getting out of the car, an announcement was made that the next tour was going to start in less than a minute. I got inside, was so rushed that I almost didn't realize what exactly was going on, and then suddenly, I was on an elevator with glass doors, plunging pretty quickly 250 feet down. It was slightly terrifying.
The tour itself was pretty great. The tour guide's name was Bill, and he definitely told very many terrible jokes during the course of the hour. We learned that the falls were discovered by a guy back in the 20s who was spelunking and decided to go down a 2 ft. high by 4 ft. wide hole. He climbed through that for SIX HOURS before he could stand, and then continued farther until he discovered the waterfall.
INSANE
This video is DEFINITELY shorter than Rock City, but the experience was still great!
Tennessee - Rock City
Rock City was just amazing. This is one of those places that people recognized in the early 1800s as a unique place. Most of what was Rock City has been maintained and updated, but there are so many naturally occurring formations. It was just awesome to see how nature and man could work hand in hand to create something spectacular.
I am lucky that I planned my vacation for this week because there were very few people there. I cannot imagine what it would have been like to have hundreds of people crawling all over the place. I ended up being there for almost 3 hours, and I only took 2 of the 3 trails. One thing I thought was absolutely great was that the trail wound around so that you were constantly going over or under or beside a place you had just been. That's another reason I was glad there were less people there... I was constantly surprised when I realized that I was now in a section I could have seen from another location. Less people made me less aware of where the trail led, and that made the trip a little cooler.
On the drive here on Sunday, I kept seeing barns painted with "See Rock City." Apparently, that was a huge marketing project someone undertook years and years ago that has kind of become their "thing." I saw many barns just like the one to the right. I was even able to take a picture of one while walking through Rock City. That being said...
I took about 130 pictures and slimmed them down to about 100 for the video. You'll see in the pictures that there are a lot of Christmas decorations, even lights around the trees. They do something called the Enchanted Garden tours at night this time of year. The last part of the tour included going underground into a Storybook Area. Many of the scenes in there were staged so you were looking through a window at a blacklight with painted figurines. Maybe someday I will learn what setting I should have had the camera on, but the pictures that came out looked ridiculous. Hopefully the many others will more than make up for it. I put music with the video this time... Hope you like it!
Tennessee - techno problems
Sorry everyone...
For some reason, I'm having problems with my computer connecting to the internet. It took forever just to upload the pictures I took, but then, everything just shut down. Hopefully, I'll be able to figure it out in the morning.
And I guess I'm glad I didn't watch the game tonight... lame boys. Lame.
Monday, December 19, 2011
Tennessee - Monday, part 2
I just walked through Rock City on Lookout Mountain in Georgia. Two thoughts:
1. I wish you were here. Whoever you are, reading this... I wish you were here. I'm going to try and show you in pictures what it was like when I post tonight, but there's no way it's going to come close to this experience. This has to be one of the coolest places EVER.
2. Thank God for whoever invented digital cameras. I'm not even sure how many pictures I took, but it's a lot in Rock City. I haven't even been to Ruby Falls yet.
Tennessee - Monday, part 1
It's supposed to starting tomorrow afternoon and all through Wednesday. The forecast for tomorrow morning is ridiculously cloudy so I decided not to go to the distillery today.
Instead, I'm going to head to Lookout Mountain to check out Rock City and Ruby Falls. It's supposed to get up to 60 degrees today and be mostly sunny all day. Hopefully, I'll get some good pictures!
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Tennessee - The Shed
That being said... THE SHED
Let me first say that the drive here was terrific, especially the last bit of it. Each road got smaller and smaller, and it felt like I got further and further from civilization. In the end, I'm glad I have a 4-wheel drive vehicle because the road leading up to this place isn't much of anything. Here's a video from where I got out of the car:
I can admit that I felt a little bit depressed because there really are quite a few houses and trailers in this area. It seems as though it's a rental area, but it's a little weird because there are trailers (the kind that literally just look like you hitch it to a car) that have been here so long that the forest is kind of overtaking them.
There is a strange lock on the outside sliding glass door, and the management sent me the code to it. I came over to the shed, took care of the lock, and the door opened right up. I was glad that happened because I was running this horrible scenario in my head where I couldn't get into the place after driving so far. I unloaded some things and took some video of the inside of the place.
I actually got more depressed once I was inside. The place was DIRTY. The bed was actually unmade and looked like it had been slept in, there were food particles throughout the kitchen area, the shower stall literally had leaves in it, and the inside of the hot tub looks like someone threw a couple shovels of dirt inside it. Once I saw the hot tub, I have to admit that I started to get pissed.
The dogs were still in the car so I went back out for them. As I was coming back in, I heard what sounded like an airplane fly overhead. Sure enough, there was a very small plane flying above the treeline with what looked like a hang glider just behind it. I shoved the dogs inside and took some video of just outside the sliding glass door, on the porch.
You can see a large grassy area out the front which is where this plane landed and took off every 20 minutes from the time I got there until about 6:00. I now know that this is a place where you can learn to hang glide. Apparently, the plane tows the hang glider into the air, and the person flys back down to the earth. I'm not exactly sure where they land, but you know what, I don't care either.
When I came back in, I was pretty upset. I figured I'd get the dogs setup, and then go find food. Once everything was out of the car, and I thought everything was as good as it could get inside the place, I walked back outside. This is when I realized I had no idea how to lock the place back up. The lock thing was attached to the door handle. Looking at it, I had no idea how it actually worked. I figured maybe I had to input the numbers for the code again and did so several times. Nothing I did actually locked the door.
At that point, I almost lost it completely. I couldn't figure out why a place would let me get inside and then not be able to lock it up when I wanted to go. I put the numbers in over and over for lack of any other idea, and finally, decided to push this little button that was just beside them.
Wouldn't you know it... the strange lock thingy opened up to revel a key to the door which meant that when I arrived, the Shed was actually already unlocked.
Despite that scary thought, I can't even explain how much better I felt about everything.
I got in my car, my wonderful Droid led me to a great little town called Trenton which is about 10 minutes away, I shopped for groceries, came back and cleaned, made and ate food, and am now calmed down enough to sit here and type.
I can say that it's actually not that bad.
The stars are flat out amazing... there's no light anywhere, and the sky is incredibly clear. It's also so quiet. There's no noise from cars driving by ANYWHERE. This cabin really is in the middle of nowhere. The views on the drive in are so great, I honestly don't think anyone can take a picture that will come close.
Everyone around here has at least one dog. Seriously, I've seen more dogs in the past few hours than I've ever seen at the humane society. The other awesome thing is that none of these dogs are on leashes. The dogs just are roaming around, big and small, and each one seems to know where their owner is.
Everyone I've spoken to makes me want to laugh like a child because of their accent. My old boss was from Virginia, and everyone could tell he was from the south the minute he opened his mouth. I can tell you right now, that man had spent many year in the north because he NEVER sounded the way the people sound down here.
That being said, everyone I spoke to in the grocery store was ridiculously nice. Like over the top nice, nice like in stories little kids read, nice like that's just how it is, they aren't even trying.
One of the cool things about the Shed... the light and fan switches in the bathroom. They're flat out awesome.
That's right... the string is connected to the light switch which is hidden. The switch itself has a tiny hole drilled through it, and the whole thing works with a pulley.
I'm going to go ahead and chalk up the anger from earlier to a VERY long trip. After I hit publish on this, I'm going to write an email to the management of this rental. We'll see if I receive any kind of response this week.
Things are good.
Jack Daniel's Distillery tomorrow.
Tennessee - MADE IT!!!
I've been here for about an hour and a half, but I've been unpacking the car and walking the dogs. I'm actually off to find food right now, but tonight before I go to bed, I will post a detailed version of the last few hours.
Tennessee - trip, part 4a
Stopped at Burger King for lunch.
Holy Twang Batman!
I forgot they spoke like that down here!
Tennessee - trip, part 3a
I didn't want to blog again so soon, but I just passed this hilariously named place.
Tennessee - trip, part 3
Just passed into Virginia 10 miles ago and am now at the halfway point in milage. I can honestly say that I did not figure on the multiple stops I ended up having to make. Also, I did end up pulling over and sleeping for another 40 minutes around 7:30 this morning in a Lowe's parking lot. I am now trying to push to the end and want to make only one more stop for gas and dog walking. Hopefully I can combo that.
Update on the dogs:
Mac: best dog in the car, sleeping the whole time on the front passenger floor
Sui: has thrown up twice (thank God I bought that cover thing) but the last time was 2:15am; is obnoxiously barking at people through the windows at the rest stop and gas station, funny and annoying at the same time; in the back row of seats
Gus: riding shotgun and is miserable; spent the first 40 minutes whining because he couldn't figure out how to lay down; is now laying with his head resting on the center console; pretty sure I'm going to rearrange seating for the way back
The stupid thing is that I'm having a good time anyway. Good thing work taught me how to ride in a car all day. I do really like my car which helps tremendously as does listening to Michael Brecker.
Tennessee - the trip, part 2
Just want to state for the record that it did NOT take that long to get to WV. The time stamp on that last entry is incorrect.
That being said, we're just under a third of the way done. Time to sleep at a rest stop in WV until it gets too cold.
Tennessee - the trip, part 1
It has taken longer than anticipated to reach West Virgina because of a pit stop we were forced to make. Sui, of course, got sick in the car about 40 minutes in. Gus is whining like a baby pretty consistently, and Mac is proving why he's a champ at car rides.
We are about 100 miles from where I want to stop for the night. With some luck, we'll be there by 2.
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Tennessee - the night before
I thought about it the rest of the day, and when I came home that night, I decided to "just for fun," look up cabin rentals around Nashville. One thing led to another, and a week later, I was debating whether or not to book a cabin in Georgia, just south of Chattanooga. I checked the availability of the place for three days straight before I went in and asked for the days. Even then, I waited another week before finally making the reservations, the whole time thinking about that question. After that, planning my few days in the area took a total of 2 hours of searching, but it definitely seemed like something that was just so far away.
Now, I have been packing and planning all week and will be leaving in just over 2 hours. I'M SO EXCITED! I am planning on driving for 4 hours and sleeping for about 4 before continuing. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep in the car or not, but I guess I'll find out! Hopefully the dogs will do well.
Here's the general route I'm taking:
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I'm going to try and only blog, without using Facebook or Twitter at all during the trip. We'll see how long that lasts...



